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  • blake
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    how does qq or wechat work

    OK, in a civil simple way explain how qq or wechat works Not in a lecture or 100s of nosey questions no assumptions no wondering why this why that ok? I mean its a way to chat It has a way it translates languages but is it a person a translator doing this or is it a computer software doing the translations? How trustworthy and reliable are they? which is the best and easiest to sign up for and easiest to use? I usually use google or yahoo for email but I know they are banned in china Or is there other ways to communicate to china from USA that's free and is trusted and reliable? If there are other ways let me know!
    9 years agoin Web & Technology-All
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  • boke
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  • rim
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    QQ and WeChat...Weixin...Tencent is bought and sold by the CCP....like you.

    All of our conversations routed through Tencent...especially in English....are recorded and analyzed by Beijing to root out the horrible evil opinions of those that don't toe the company message.

    Self thought...creative and analytical ideas are highly discouraged in China. Questioning anything is considered an offence....bred into children at an early age.

    So in answering your question QQ and WeChat are tools of the CCP to read our mail (figuratively of course)..

    9 years ago
  • vincent
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    eah I dunno if it's sunspots or what but we're definitely at peak troll activity right now.

    1. bunch of new accounts with no posts creating or bringing back old questions about visa issues

    2. bunch of new accounts making random questions or posts, then immediately going on the attack against a company or school about their employment problems.

    3. multiple accounts posting hostile bullshit framed as questions "Are all white people in China for the women?" "How do I get a chinese wife?" "Why isn't China as good as peru? (And also I hate white people)"

    The hostile post trolls could be the same person who did the vicky accounts. or the older ones like justin or mark etc.

    I also think teachers union guy is back though that name has been discredited enough he prolly won't use it. But still back to try and extort companies not to drag their name through the mud.

    One thing I think is a dead giveaway is that it's never like a big public university or like a well known training center. It's always some small company. Can't really demand FuDa pay money not to trash them on a forum and same as the big chains like EF or Disney. Always some rinky dink operation owned by some poor schmuck probably just scraping by...who may or may not be a scumbag but even if they are doens't make this guy some kinda Robin Hood.

    9 years ago
  • vincent
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    eah I dunno if it's sunspots or what but we're definitely at peak troll activity right now.

    1. bunch of new accounts with no posts creating or bringing back old questions about visa issues

    2. bunch of new accounts making random questions or posts, then immediately going on the attack against a company or school about their employment problems.

    3. multiple accounts posting hostile bullshit framed as questions "Are all white people in China for the women?" "How do I get a chinese wife?" "Why isn't China as good as peru? (And also I hate white people)"

    The hostile post trolls could be the same person who did the vicky accounts. or the older ones like justin or mark etc.

    I also think teachers union guy is back though that name has been discredited enough he prolly won't use it. But still back to try and extort companies not to drag their name through the mud.

    One thing I think is a dead giveaway is that it's never like a big public university or like a well known training center. It's always some small company. Can't really demand FuDa pay money not to trash them on a forum and same as the big chains like EF or Disney. Always some rinky dink operation owned by some poor schmuck probably just scraping by...who may or may not be a scumbag but even if they are doens't make this guy some kinda Robin Hood.

    9 years ago
  • omars
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    I've never used wechat or qq translation function as the people I chat with are usually intellectually capable of understanding me. For your case, I don't think a translator helps, you may need something extra such as a brain.
    9 years ago
  • rosette
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    Nice one Chubster. Congrats on keeping the cash cow on the hook inspite of your many and varied deficiencies. Pity you couldn't find a visa digger who can speak English. But, as they say, never look a gift horse or cash cow in the mouth.

    To amswer your question, choose wechat. Sending her dick pics and saving her topless selfies for the spank bank on your phone is more suitable for a playa such as yourself. You never know when you might get the urge to knock the top off one. Right, Playa?

    Since you were cunning enough to find the only YCG who can't speak English the translate function is good enough for basic requests such as "show us your tits love" or "no not grapes, see how that cucumber goes. That's my girl" "Awww, come on, get the dog out of there" (or so I've heard)

    No need to be embarrassed on wechat, she's already got 2Gb of cock shots from every Chinese guy on her wechat. And it will help her brush up for the English language competency interview for her visa. Not to mention, you can see what you are getting yourself in to, so to speak and if the pics she posted onwww.chinavisadiggerforlosers.com are legit.

    I trust this sage advice will be useful and it finds you well. You're welcome!

    9 years ago
  • abda
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    Download it, sign up, and try it.

    That's what we did.

    janub:

    @scotsalan ok i understand
    9 years ago
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  • arwa
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    It works by magic and hocus-pocus, drawing it's power from the power of Satan, collected during the Witches Sabbath.

    BURN THE WITCH!

    9 years ago
  • akonnor
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    First of all, you need a 386 computer or better.
    If it doesn't do what you want, remember you should never hit the computer with your hand - use the accompanying mouse.
    Type wechat in the address bar of your browser and shout words of annoyment to encourage the computer to do what you ask. Type in ALL CAPSLOCK in case the computer has bad eyesight.
    You'll need to scan a QR code to download the program. This is what nerdy nephews are for. Remember to shout words of annoyment to encourage the nephew to do what you ask.
    When meeting pretty girls, ask to add their wechat. If you don't know how, ask the girl for help, not your nephew. He might steal the girl from under you.
    The program works by voice commands, so keep shouting "Computer, end program" in public. It helps attract female Chinese Star Trek fans, if there are any.

    bolton:

    Lmao
    9 years ago
    9 years ago
  • derek
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    you can download QQ from http://im.qq.com/. there is an internatioanl version.

    there is also QQ group 189972286, which is the group who are looking for dating. But, I have been this group for long time , gained nothing.

    This group age ranges from 30 to 42 for woman. men might be older.

    I am not sure whether person in charge of the QQ group will add you or not.

    Good luck!

    9 years ago

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